*69 is a telephone service that
allows one to call back the last party that called your number.
* The reference to the sexual act of 69ing is probably intentionally
misleading. [Chris Piuma]
"what you've done is ignoramus
Ignoramus 103, as in a [beginner's]
law school course to teach you about being an ignoramus. [Ron Henry]
"Petty larceny" is theft
of less than $500 (?), as opposed to grand larceny. [Ron Henry]
"I know squirrelys didn't chew
According to Lin Wright on r.m.r,
U. Georgia had many communications problems due to wires chewed
partially through by squirrels. [Ron
"I don't like to tell-tell but
I'm not your patsy."
To "tell tell" is to
be a "tattle-tale". A "patsy" is a colloquial
term for one who takes the blame for another. [Ron Henry]
"why'd you put your quarter down
That is, why'd you spend 25 cents,
the cost of a phone call. [Ron
"this reads like some dork inside
edition hard copy."
Inside Edition and Hard Copy are tabloid television "news"
shows. [Ron Henry]
"I can't be your character witness"
A "character witness"
is a witness in a trial who testifies that the defendant is trustworthy.
"we learned spy vs. spy"
Spy vs. Spy is the Mad magazine
comic where two spy characters plot endlessly to destroy each
other. [Ron Henry]