February 7, 2005: White Horse Sale Days
Eliza vs. the Magic 8-Ball
DO COME IN. WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU?
-> yes, definitely.

WHY DO YOU THINK SO?
-> better not tell you now.

WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU - NOT ME.
-> very doubtful.

SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?
-> without a doubt.

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?
-> reply hazy, try again.

I SEE. TELL ME MORE.
-> outlook not so good.

I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.
-> it is certain.

COME, COME; ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS.
-> cannot predict now.

CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
-> signs point to yes.

YOU SEEM QUITE POSITIVE.
-> you may rely on it.

YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?
-> my sources say no.

WHY NOT?
-> ask again later.

CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?.
-> it is decidedly so.

THAT IS QUITE INTERESTING.
-> yes.

ARE YOU SURE?
-> outlook good.

Joshua Hall-Bachner