From the burial vault under St. Giles cathedral
screams could be heard that echoed over a wide area;
Then the Vicar remarked something to the effect
that one of the lowly monks had apparently
swived the bishop, not heeding the fact that
the old sod had a severe hemmorhoidal condition!
The Bishop of Ely had secretly harboured a few
deviant sexual perversions, of which he was highly addicted,
and over which he had very little control;
An avid aviophile, he kept a few owlets for his sordid amusements
in a hidden recess under the church, which he would sexually violate,
letting go his uncontrollable orgiastic yells as he reached orgasm.